Like, there's a familiar in What We Do In the Shadows who is like 80+ years old, and is still saying "any day now."

Imagine a father figure in a YA novel who is a familiar, and his wildly frustrated family. Does the teen become a slayer?

Anyhow, send this to me someone. #MSWL

I've been watching the TV adaptation of What We Do in the Shadows (it's brilliant), and I'm just obsessed with the world of the familiars, the humans serving the vampires.

I would DEVOUR a vampire novel from the perspective of familiar. Who is maybe tired of waiting? #MSWL

#MSWL Male characters in corsets

"Thrillers like What Have You Done by Matthew Farrell." @CurtisPSLA #MSWL psliterary.com/submissions/

I want something swoony in my inbox! #mswl

#mswl

“A middle grade story featuring a protagonist with immigrant parents.” @msmariavicente #MSWL mariavicente.com/representation

Just found out that people from the Ivory Coast are called Ivorian. Now I want a fantasy set there. #obscuretaste #MSWL

#MSWL fantasy siblings with this energy

“Commercial Fiction and Rom Coms (especially with a diverse cast!) like AYESHA AT LAST, JANE THE VIRGIN, ONE DAY IN DECEMBER, THE PROPOSAL, and Elin Hilderbrand. I need a very strong hook.” @carlywatters #MSWL psliterary.com/submissions/

I just need a book to match the beauty and essence that is this picture. Everything else...surprise me. #mswl

Or you could give it to me! #mswl

#MSWL post-apocalyptic heist book

Serious #MSWL

#mswl Booksmart but in a book

"I love powerful personal stories, especially from essayists. Some of my favorite essayists include Nicole Chung and Michele Filgate." @ericsmithrocks #MSWL ericsmithrocks.com/mswl

Interesting! I would love a #MG or #YA NF book on how small changes like this can make a big difference! #MSWL

Did I miss your amazing #pitdark pitch? Query me any ol' time. Guidelines at wolfsonliterary.com I want to read your dark thrillers, suspense, mystery, gothic, historicals... Let's go! #mswl

Hey Authors in the Query-Trenches! You know what I want to see more of in my inbox? LGBT rom-coms set in boarding schools. And... go. #MSWL

OH HELL YES

Here's hoping this movie inspires more studios to fund movies starring women in their 60s hunting monsters

And more writers to send me books where mothers and grandmothers are smart and fierce and capable and the Bad Guys are mutable and complex. #MSWL