Emmy, Purveyor Of Spines
The Library Owl 🎄🎅🦉 @SketchesbyBozeI’m never not thinking about St. Werburgh (died 699), who raised a beloved goose from the dead after it had already been eaten by her foe and digested. The bones took on flesh and the goose returned to life “with a glad honk.” pic.twitter.com/9Soh7dtmRo
#MSWL THIS is the retelling I'm waiting for.
Barlow Adams @BarlowAdams9: Can I sleep with you?
9: Had a dream about the Lullaby Lady.
9: An old woman with no skin on her hands.
M: Why do you call her that?
9: Because she stands next to your bed and hums while you sleep.
M: Sure, just let Daddy put the house up for sale real quick.
Pretty much any weird, creepy, unsettling thing your kid comes up with unprovoked is on my #MSWL. 🤷🏽♀️
The Library Owl 🎄🎅🦉 @SketchesbyBozethings to ask yourself at a party:
• where are the bookshelves
• where are the exits
• who poisoned the wine
• who wanted the hostess dead and why
• does the killer think they can outwit you, the greatest detective in the world
Amber Sparks🪓 @ambernoelleFour-year-old: *coloring* I’m drawing a princess
Four-year-old: Her dress is covered with pictures of all her memories
Four-year-old: She’s making a worried face, because the dress is almost out of room and then there will be no more memories
beth phelan, here sometimes @beth_phelanI’ve been invited to a Halloween wedding and i don’t know what to wear that’s cute but still that vibe like yeah I’m great at costumes
I never thought I'd want a wedding story, but, #MSWL. Also, my dream life actually?? 👻