aka Veronica Park, Literary Agent @CorvisieroLit . Writer. Project Manager. Believes Women. Champion of Happy Endings. Collector of Cheeses.
New York City Area
Agent V @VeroniKaboom · 30 Sep 2016
Just a quick reminder: many agencies have a policy that submitting to multiple agents at the same time/same house = rejection. #TenQueries
Agent V @VeroniKaboom · 17 Jul 2016
It kind of weirds me out when people query me using plural pronouns. It's like getting pitched by those twins on The Shining. #TenQueries
Agent V @VeroniKaboom · 30 Sep 2015
Not gonna do #TenQueries. Too much commitment. Instead, I will do #LiveQuery #Querytips for a while.
Agent V @VeroniKaboom · 1 Apr 2015
Q10: Nonfiction proposal for an autobiog. detailing the illicit love triangle of cereal moguls Snap, crackle and Pop. HOT! #FakeTenQueries
Q9: The exact plot of Star Wars, except every character's name has "son" at the end: Lukeson, Hanson, Darthson...nice. #FakeTenQueries
Q8: Mass submission, copied to 200+ other agents. Whoops! (Too soon?) #FakeTenQueries #SadlyNotFake #pubtip #tenqueries
Q7: A story about people who sound like the cast of Jersey Shore, only shallower and less motivated. Request full. #FakeTenQueries
Q6: First sentence compliments me, calling me pretty. Also, confusingly, "Mr. Park." I am intrigued and read more. #FakeTenQueries #stahpit
Q5: 150,000 word children's book. Like Game of Thrones, but about finding a missing sock. YES. #FakeTenQueries #tenqueries #pubtips
Q4: Woman confronts husband saying she found his Tinder profile, which *plot twist* SHE created. I call it GONE CATFISHING. #FakeTenQueries
Q3: Middle aged man has midlife crisis, spends millions on hi-tech super suit. Dies of lead poisoning. Too sad. Pass. #FakeTenQueries
Q2: The next "Hunger Games," only nobody is hungry and real violence isn't allowed. Only slap-fighting. Didn't Fox try this? #FakeTenQueries
Q1: Story about a 17-year-old girl who gets stalked by, then falls for a 92-year-old hemophiliac. Nah, that'll never sell. #FakeTenQueries
In honor of April 1st, I'm going to do a #FakeTenQueries #tenqueries #pubtip right...now!