Laura Zats

Q88: Priest romance. No thanks. #500queries

Q87: NA Contemporary. @JennieGoloboy's dislike of psychics has affected my opinion. Has to be really, really good. This wasn't. #500queries

Q86: *headdesk* sex =/= erotica. Also, you can't have erotica with underaged protagonists. #500queries

Q85: WF. Excellent setting, but it's historical and I'm not into those in WF. Pass. #500queries

Q84: QUILTBAG WF, but concept doesn't grab me #500queries

Q82: "Hello there" by way of greeting is just a not-so-clever way to disguise a mass email. ANOTHER auto-pass. #500queries

Q81: Third auto-pass in a row. Query is in an attachment, which I don't open until requested. #500queries

Q80: query that called me by another agent's name. Auto pass. #500queries

Q79: synopsis in lieu of query letter. Automatic pass. #500queries

Q78: "Upon reviewing your roster, I noticed that you've yet to sign the next hit" #1 List isn't posted. #2 how do you know? #500queries

Q77: If you send me a query for a second book when I'm still considering the first one, that's a red flag. Automatic pass. #500queries

Q76: If you're sending print and email queries, you might want to remove the line about a SASE from the latter. #500queries

Q75: awesome-sounding thriller, but a young protagonist does not NA make. Regretful pass. #500queries

Q73: A zombie by any other name is still a zombie. And I can't sell that right now. Pass. #500queries.

Q72: Ya. Angels. Blergh. #500queries

Q71: YA with characters that are 20-something, and didactic. Pass #500queries

Q70: Book 2 of a trilogy. I'm looking for new ideas, not the continuation of old ones. Pass #500queries

Q68: One book per query. If you pitch several, it's an auto pass #500queries

Q67: It's been only a few weeks of the empath trend in YA and I'm already tired of it. Does this make me a hipster? #500queries

Q66: Fantasy about a black man who get a gift and turns white. Uh, no. No, no, no. #500queries