Q111: a 200k word MS will never work with me. Sorry. #500queries

Q110: Memoir. Seriously, I don't think anyone has ever gotten an agent from ignoring representative categories. #500queries

Q109:baseball NF. Nope #500queries

Q108: Pitching a series will always be a bad idea. I need to like the first book before I care about Book 2 on. #500queries

Q107: I can't help you start a magazine. Sorry. #500queries

Q106: there are no words for how much I hate queries that begin with a question #500queries

Q105: I know it's nitpicky, but if you send a synopsis instead of a summary in a query, I will pass. Rules are rules #500queries

Q104: does it make me a bad girl to not be all that into horses? I much prefer goats. #500queries

Q103: Lit fic isn't my jam (unless it belongs to @patricknathan) #500queries

Q102: futuristic sci-fi that sounds like it will read as a Native American legend. I am SO in. #500queries

Q101: Sorry guys, but I hate treasure hunts. #500queries

Q100: Addressing your letter "ma'am" is just a sly way of sending out bulk queries. I see through that. #500queries

Q99: YA with a little too much stuff going on. When you keep throwing plot points in, i get really confused #500queries

Q98: Just as I'm not interested in books where the heroine's main motivation is getting a guy, healing a guy also won't fly. #500queries

Q97: Super well-written query, but werewolves. *shrugs* #500queries

Q96: I've learned that I only like the dark, sexy, scary fairies. Not the Disney kind. #500queries

Q95: Super kooky (in a bad way) superhero book. Pass #500queries

Q94: self-pubbed 15k book about vampires. That's three strikes. #500queries

Q93: It doesn't matter how great your book is if you attach the query letter in an email--I won't read it. #500queries

Q92: #pubtip—find that fine line between too much detail and vague statements. Give me enough rope to lead me, nothing more #500queries