Q81: Being a millionaire still doesn't make me want to rep your memoir. #500queries

Q80: "Dear Laura, here are the first 50 pages of my vampire story" Please DON'T do this #500queries

Q79: going indie and being disappointed by sales is not a good reason to get an agent. #500queries

Q78: Gimmicks in queries will get you noticed, but won't get you requests. #500queries

Q77: Sequel to an indie book. Can't rep. #500queries

Q76: I love grit in YA, but not grit for the sake of grit #500queries

Q75: Mermaids. Meh. #500queries

Q74: Superhero story. I already have one on my list and I'm tapped out. #500queries

Q73: In general, AI is something I'm not dying to have on my list, even though I like to read about it for fun #500queries

Q72: Sorry, but I have a hard time taking anyone seriously who pays someone to send queries for them #500queries

Q71: Very intriguing SF, but a titch too apocalyptic for my taste. #500queries

Q70: #pubtip: Novels CANNOT be non-fiction. They are, by definition, longform fiction. #500queries

Q69: Totally normal WF is good for some agents, but isn't the right fit for me. #500queries

Q68: OMG people from Asia are not "orientals" *blech* #500queries

Q67: Vamp book, no query letter, only synopsis. Pass. #500queries

Q66: NF about pro football. Um, no. Extra no with a cherry on top #500queries

Q65: Diverse by didactic MG. Pass. #500queries

Q64: Memoir. No in at the Sofa does these. #500queries

Q63: contemp romance masquerading as a fantasy. Color me intrigued #500queries

Q62: I love UF a lot, but it needs to be really, really innovative to grab me. #500queries