Stacia Decker

Cherie Priest @cmpriest

Do not use the Nevada-California boundary marker on concrete. The Nevada-California boundary marker
may stick to certain types of skin. If the Nevada-California boundary marker begins to smoke, get away immediately. Do not taunt the Nevada-California boundary marker. twitter.com/historynevada/…

Oliver Willis @owillis

Idaho, circa 2093, after the Great Opening pic.twitter.com/T3buiSHxWi

Cherie Priest @cmpriest

I am…less flattered than they intend, apparently, because one of them looked MIGHTY OFFENDED as I hosed out the offerings. I hope I have not inadvertently created some kind of diplomatic incident over here, but I can’t have that stuff within reach of the dogs.

Lily Sparks @lilyroro

should I track this guy down & show up to his house in a wedding dress to teach him a lesson about cold emailing people... pic.twitter.com/bEOHfz20RJ

Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv

OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao

Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

Can’t wait to suddenly lose my insurance and have all of my memories locked behind a paywall twitter.com/scottbudman/st…

Jennifer Udden aka 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖆 @suddenlyjen

Got ccd on a stranger's email to his family about his divorce and whoo boy the reply alls might break me

Sixth Burreaux Beez @beez_leez

👀 pic.twitter.com/BgoUZtTLCo

Summer Brennan 🌈 @summerbrennan

This holiday season, the best way to buy books as gifts, in order:

1 Your local indie bookstore

2 Other local indie bookstore

3 Straight from the publisher's website

4 Barnes&Noble or similar

5 Indiebound, Powells, etc.

6 Find on the street

7 Direct from Satan

8 Amazon

Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig

@StaciaDecker Gotta keep twisting it though — what is the next turn? Gotta be more WTFery afoot. A connection between murderer and framed target of some kind.

Amber Sparks @ambernoelle

Last night I dreamed I did a writing residency where you could time travel to a medieval village recently beset by plague and work in a small abandoned shack. I chose this residency, of course, because it was dirt cheap. The shack was free; you just had to pay time travels costs.

pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @pixelatedboat

Tapper: To prevent global war, would you teleport a gigantic psychic squid into the heart of New York City, killing millions?
Buttigieg: I did it 35 minutes ago

Jennifer Udden aka gritallica @suddenlyjen

My phone is haunted, I'm at the Apple Store, how's your day going